Putting the "Party" in Party Boat
Those crazy Minnesota Vikings. They may not know how to score on the field, but they sure know how to score off of it...allegedly.
Some of the Vikings players are said to have chartered a couple of boats for a little sight-seeing trip out on Lake Minnetonka. However the sights that they were seeing weren't of nature, but of the strippers that were bobbing their heads up and down in the player's laps. That's right folks...sex party at sea! Of course, the players are denying it, no one saw anything, and no one even knows who payed for the boat.
Now everyone's in an uproar. I'm wondering if people are really pissed off at these guys for what they did or if they're just jealous that they weren't on the boat too. Like they were the first to have a "bon voyage", and I'm sure they won't be the last.
Coming soon on HBO...Real Sex 133: The Minnesota Vikings Carnal Cruise.
posted by death commish at 6:16 PM
1 Comments:
My favorite line in defense of the players was from Mewelde Moore who said, "I have a fiance. She would have killed me." Like there has never been any guy who has cheated on their girlfriend/fiance/wife. Supposedly their is pictures Mewelde. Either that or your fiance will have you go on Montel or Maury for a lie detector test. :)
10/14/2005 7:08 AM
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