Reason #2 Why Dogs Will Never Rule the World

This is our dog Max. He got a cut on his shoulder that got infected and required a visit to the doggie ER. $200 later, he was given his new neck apperatus that he had to wear for a week so he wouldn't keep licking the cut.

I think he's funny looking with this thing on. Kinda like a sno-cone. What was funnier was him walking around the house bumping into walls, doors, and furniture.

And for those wondering what reason #1 is...no opposable thumbs.