Happy Halloween!

In honor of the holiday (I guess it's a holiday even though I don't get the day off from work), here's a funny little diddy I found.

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't

10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag...Oh, you're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll show you my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Let me know if you can think of any others. I'm gonna go have a Kit Kat.