Now That's What I Call "Fantasy Football"

This story makes me laugh. It appears that team comraderie is alive and well among the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders. So much so that two of them took quite a licking...er, liking to each other the other night. Seems that Renee Thomas (left) and Angela Keathley were out in Tampa Bay after their team took on the Buccaneers. They went to a local drinking establishment, had a few pops, and decided to have drunken lesbian sex in the bathroom.

Wooooooooooooo-hoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact they were in the bathroom so long that other patrons became impatient and started to create a comotion. This must have broken the girls' focus, because they then left the bathroom. The big problem is when they decided to punch some of the people waiting in the pee-pee line. Oh, and there's that whole thing about one of them giving the cops a fake ID because she's underage. All this resulted in their removal from the squad.

OK, before everyone gets all upset, disgusted, or offended by what these lovely ladies did, think about this...

The cheerleader's job in the NFL is to titilate the fan. They dress in skimpy outfits, jump, dance, and shake their "pom-poms" all in a effort to get guys riled up. These girls were just going above and beyond the call of duty in an effort to get Carolina Panthers fans excited about their team. They also brought a great deal of media attention to a team that has been overlooked so far this season. So I say Bravo ladies. Your love for your team is almost as apparent as your love for each other.