Jumpin' Jack Flash

So yeah, gas is expensive. But has anyone gone out to buy that hybrid yet? Didn't think so. How is everyone's moped running? That's what I thought. We're all dependent on gas and we're all going to keep on driving. I guess the oil companies have us by the short and curlies. But at least we don't live in Europe!

As I saw on a recent news piece, the price of gas in Europe (pardon me...petrol) is approaching 6 bucks a gallon. People are spending $100-$150 to fill their tanks. Yeah, that sucks. But what do they want, sympathy? Well, if their gonna get any from me, maybe they should have picked a different Londoner to interview. I just can't feel sympathetic for a guy spending that kind of cash when he's driving a Bentley!

If you're looking for me, I'll be at the bank taking out a loan for my next fill up. Maybe I should just move to Venezuela.